I know it's hard to be alone when we're so far apart
But I've been nothin' but true to you, given you all of my heart
Because when we're together, there's nothing better
But I've had my suspicions from the start.
Looking back in your life there've been so many girls
And after all you and I come from different worlds
The biggest diff'rence: ovaries and vas deferens
The sexes have different morals.
And I haven't seen you in a month, not even once
And when I wonder aloud, “Whose voice is in the background?”
You say, “Honey, it's Monday, that ain't no day to sin,”
And you say, “She's just a friend,”
Well I know what you told me, “That ain't no way to hold me,”
But our future's lookin' quite bleak
Because a whore is a whore every night of the week
Monday's blonde with plastic tits, her name's Gina I think
Tuesday's a redhead with tribal tattoos, Roxanne likes kink
Wednesday's brunette her name's Jeanette
Every Thursday's a different fling
And all your weekend ladies they all know about me
You don't think I know about them, so you start it all over again
You say, “Honey, it's Monday, that ain't no day to sin,”
And you say, “She's just a friend,”
Well I know what you told me, “That ain't no way to hold me,”
But our future's lookin' quite bleak
Because a whore is a whore every night of the week
And I haven't seen you in a month, not even once
And when I wonder aloud, “Whose voice is in the background?”
You say, “Honey, it's Monday, that ain't no day to sin,”
And you say, “She's just a friend,”
Well I know what you told me, “That ain't no way to hold me,”
But our future's lookin' quite bleak
Because a whore is a whore every night of the week
Yeah a whore is a whore every night of the week
Fresh off his appearance on “Cowboy Carter,” Shaboozey presents his killer alt-country debut, available here on limited wax. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 15, 2024